10 REASONS WHY BRAZILIANS COULDN'T NEVER BE TERRORISTS.
Well, I'm back again with new post is about my people.
I don't know who created this list , but I saw it a long time ago and today at morning I remembered and found a funny thing that I could share with you . hahaha
1. 8:45 am is waay too early to wake up.
2. We are always late and would have missed all 4 flights.
3. The good looking people in the plane would distract us.
4. We are loud and attract too much attention.
5. With food and booze in the plane, we would lose track of the mission.
6. Since we talk with our hands, we would have to put our weapons down on the ground.
7. We'd start to argue over who gets to be the pilot.
8. We can't keep secrets, so every one would know the plan a week in advance.
9. We'd put our national flag on the plane.
10.When passengers started to cry, we'd get sentimental with them and lend a helping shoulder.
-PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OF WHAT YOU THINK, THANKS FOR READING.
I don't know who created this list , but I saw it a long time ago and today at morning I remembered and found a funny thing that I could share with you . hahaha
1. 8:45 am is waay too early to wake up.
2. We are always late and would have missed all 4 flights.
3. The good looking people in the plane would distract us.
4. We are loud and attract too much attention.
5. With food and booze in the plane, we would lose track of the mission.
6. Since we talk with our hands, we would have to put our weapons down on the ground.
7. We'd start to argue over who gets to be the pilot.
8. We can't keep secrets, so every one would know the plan a week in advance.
9. We'd put our national flag on the plane.
10.When passengers started to cry, we'd get sentimental with them and lend a helping shoulder.
-PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OF WHAT YOU THINK, THANKS FOR READING.
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